Monday, February 01, 2010

Snap Your Whip at Bethesda's Pimping Castle!

According to outraged neighbors, an individual calling himself "British Lucky Paul" is operating a "pimping castle" in Bethesda offering "bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism (BDSM)." Spank it harder, baby!

Here's Email Number One that went to the County Executive and the County Council yesterday:

-----Original Message-----
From: [Name and Email Address Withheld]
Sent: Sunday, January 31, 2010 9:45 PM
To: Ike Leggett; Floreen's Office, Councilmember; Berliner's Office, Councilmember; Trachtenberg's Office, Councilmember; Andrews' Office, Councilmember; Elrich's Office, Councilmember; Ervin's Office, Councilmember; Knapp's Office, Councilmember; Leventhal's Office, Councilmember; Navarro's Office, Councilmember
Subject:

Dear Honorable Leggett and Council Members,

We are residents of Merrimack Park in Bethesda (a small single-family community of less than 100 homes) living at [address withheld]. It has come to our attention that a renter at 6304 Tone Dr. who calls himself "British Lucky Paul" is using the house for regularly scheduled "sex parties" advertising "bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism (BDSM)." His website features pictures of the house, himself and some party participants and also is linked to many other BDSM websites. In addition to parties at the house, he is offering "keyholder positions open too if you just need a regular place to play". Two web sites documenting this information are:

www.britishluckypaul.com/home/home/castle
www.britishluckypaul.com/home/home/bio

He is selling tickets to the party on-line. The invitation to the parties offers two types of tickets--one for $20 where the partygoers BYOB, and the other is a VIP ticket for $50 that provides access to a VIP lounge with a stocked bar. In addition, the last party held at the house on January 23 (Pimps and Hos) stated there would be hookers at the party. Please see the link below.

http://luckyparty.pingg.com/pimps
(Contents of the invitation listed below)

Pimps and Ho's - Lucky Play Party

Come hang with the Pimp Daddy, British Lucky Paul!
Date: January 23rd, 2010, 9pm
Location: Lucky Castle
Address: Bethesda, MD

Details
Your Host: British Lucky Paul
Host's Message: Come hang with the Pimp Daddy, British Lucky Paul!
What: Pimps and Ho's - Lucky Play Party
Where: Lucky Castle
Bethesda, MD
When: January 23rd, 2010, 9pm
More info: You can trust Pimp Daddy Paul to provide you with the hottest ho's in the Capital at this pimping castle party.

The fun starts at 9pm and keeps going until the last hookers quit workin.

It's BYOB so bring your own booze or grab a VIP Ticket for access to the VIP Lounge with a fully stocked bar, a chill out room, jacuzzi and extra play spaces.

ADVANCE TICKETS ONLY

This is an advance ticket only party so please ensure you buy one or you won't get in the door. You can buy them online by clicking on the link on this page, or even over the phone at (800) 838-3006, just ask for "Pimps and Ho's Lucky Play Party" tickets. You can also buy tickets from Paul in cash when you next see him. Total attendance is capped at 150 and we got damn close last time, you've been warned!

Address, directions etc are on the website. This is the last party that doesn't require a Lucky Party Card. Cards will be distributed at this party and will be needed for all future parties.

Be sure to click the link below to read the rules before heading over.

Need to crash for the night? Bring an air mattress/bedding and be prepared to help clean up in the morning!

The party will benefit the NCSF including some fundraiser stripping so bring some singles with you!

Cost: $20 Donation
VIP: $50 Donation

No refunds within 72 hours of event.
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You can trust Pimp Daddy Paul to provide you with the hottest ho's in the Capital at this pimping castle party.

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Links: Buy Tickets
Party Rules
www.britishluckypaul.com

Besides accumulations of trash, traffic to the house and neighborhood, excessive parking, and noise through the night into early morning, this person is operating an "adult" commercial business in a residential area where his neighbors are families with young children. By advertising the business on his web site and picturing the house, he is causing blight and damaging a quiet residential neighborhood.

As parents of [withheld] and owners in this quiet neighborhood, we are very concerned about an adult business operating in one of our neighbor's homes. Are the businesses and activities conducted in this home legal in a residential community? Are zoning laws or other codes being broken by this individual? Who do we need to contact to ensure these activities are legal.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

[Name and Address Withheld]
And here's Email Number Two:

-----Original Message-----
From: [Email Withheld]
Sent: Monday, February 01, 2010 8:34 AM
To: Ike Leggett; Floreen's Office, Councilmember; Berliner's Office, Councilmember; Trachtenberg's Office, Councilmember; Navarro's Office, Councilmember; Andrews' Office, Councilmember; Knapp's Office, Councilmember; Elrich's Office, Councilmember; Ervin's Office, Councilmember
Subject: 6304 Tone Drive

To Whom it may concern,

Please be advised of the following activities that are occurring in our neighborhood. The schools, Whitman and Pyle are also advised of the situation below and may need some guidance from your office as to how to proceed. I do believe that they will move to the parking lots of our local schools!!

A renter at 6304 Tone Drive who calls himself "British Lucky Paul" is using the house for regularly scheduled, commercial "sex parties" advertising "bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism" on his web site. His parties routinely bring 200-plus guests. His website also advertises the availability of "keyholder positions" for non-residents who "just need a regular place to play". The website also advertises the availability of his "dungeon" to non-residents and posts a calendar of available times 24/7. The web address is www.britishluckypaul.com.

Besides the accumulations of trash, traffic and noise through the night into early morning, this person is operating an "adult" commercial business in a residential area made up of families and children. By advertising the business on websites, picturing the house, providing a map to the house, he is causing a blight and damaging a quiet residential neighborhood which is not zoned for such commercial use.

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter!!

[Name and Address Withheld]
Now we don't know what is going on in that house and we're not going over there to investigate! (At least, not openly.) But British Lucky Paul's website is the cat's meow! What self-respecting pervert could say no to his "classes?" Click on the screenshot if you dare!


Now we know that the cops are probably on their way to shut the house down as we write this. But the boys in blue need to make a good case in order to handcuff British Lucky Paul (assuming he has any objection to that). That means the police should take lots of video, maybe send in spies, and collect a ton of hard evidence to impose a stiff sentence.

We have just one request: send us the announcement for when the evidence is auctioned off after the trial!