“I know I look like a sportscaster, but it’s the seventies so gimme a break.”
“Don’t blame me. Whatever it is, it’s the House’s fault.”
“You wanna be my deputy full time?”
“Whaddaya mean you can’t have slot machines inside the church?!”
“Let’s do the Hustle!”
“Forget about it, young man. You’ll never be Senate President.”
“Do I actually have to eat this?”
“Cripes, they don’t clap like this for me!”
Stylin’ with Steny!
“Can I have somebody… anybody else give me this award?”
“You want another goddam amendment?”
“Did I hear you say that you’re a Republican?!”
“Bubba, who’s your Daddy?”
“If I could get to the top, so can you. Just do your homework, eat your vitamins and drink your Chivas.”
“Don’t worry, Mike – God forgives!”
